Boy

Don't wear the same underclothes more than one day in a row. You weren't born in a barn. Make sure you wash your clothes. This is how you use a washing machine. Women are not the only ones that have to do the cleaning (even though you think otherwise). Chivalry is not dead. Hold doors open for ladies. This is how you get a ladies attention, respectfully. This is how you act on dates. This is how you treat women. This is how you fish. This is how you hunt. Find a good paying job. Treat your boss with respect but don’t be a pushover. Show up to work on time. Do your job wholeheartedly. When school arrives go to your classes and pay attention. This is how you be outgoing. This is how you play sports. This is how you find an outlet/stress reliever. This is how you cook something other than Top Ramen or other instant food. This is how you grocery shop. This is how you take care of your car. This is how you keep your car clean. This is how you use a map. This is how you clean your room. This is how you clean the bathroom (yes it does need to be cleaned). This is how you sweep and mop. Do both. I don’t want to see bugs, dirt, food crumbs or dust bunnies all over when I come to visit. But I do clean. This is how you manage money. This is how to balance your check book. This is how you mow. This is how you edge. This is how you fertilize. This is how you avoid fights. Find a good church. Wear your Sunday best. This is how you wash your Sunday best. Shower daily. Don’t feel foolish about calling your mother for advice.